"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming."
-- Alan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with."
-- Kirsten, age 10
"Twenty-three is the best age because you will have known the person
FOREVER by then."
-- Camille, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married."
-- Freddie, age 6
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
-- Eddie,
6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids."
-- Derrick, age 8
"Both don't want no more kids."
-- Lori, age 8
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
-- Lynnette, age 8.
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-- Martin, age
10
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
-- Craig, age 9
"When they're rich."
-- Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that."
-- Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
-- Howard,
age 8
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." -- Anita, 9
"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -- Kirsten, age 10
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
--
Kelvin, age 8
"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us
just the same as they do now."
-- Roberta, age 7
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
-- Ricky, age 10